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Frankie: Out here in the middle,

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every day is pretty much
like the day before.

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You get up, you get dressed,
you go to work, you...

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Smile Superstars International?

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Mm-hmm. It's some huge franchise.

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Apparently, they buy up
struggling dental offices

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and turn them into these
one-stop super clinics,

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like Jiffy Lube for teeth.

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Mm. Well, at least you still have your job.

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Yeah, but we're closed until January.

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I guess goodwin has to remodel the office

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to look like all the
other smile superstars,

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so no paycheck for two months.

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Happy holidays to us.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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I really don't want to get
another job for the holidays.

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I mean, I'm too old to flip burgers.

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I'm too young to be a Walmart greeter.

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Actually...

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Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.

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You're not too young to
be a Walmart greeter.

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That's not what I was gonna say.

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Oh.

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- Your hair looks pretty.
- Mm.

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What I was gonna ask is, how's
the diaper business going?

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I think you should get a
job for the holidays.

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Damn it.

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Well, you are not gonna believe this.

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So, I managed to get myself a holiday job,

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which is good. I'm back
at heritage village.

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Hey, there you go.

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When in doubt, go back to the prairie.

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Wait for the bad news.

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Always do.

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Heritage village is open on Thanksgiving,

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and I'm working the Harvest Feast.

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So now I don't know what
we're supposed to do

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about our Thanksgiving.

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I hate to say it, but we
may have to float it.

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Would everybody be okay with that?

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All: Fine.

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Okay is that a "fine"
fine or a "TV's on" fine?

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It's fine.

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Now I can go out to the bar
and drink with my friends

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as the Pilgrims intended.

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Yeah. Works for me.

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I can pick up some extra
shifts at spudsy's.

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The mall's gonna be open
for 48 hours straight.

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Except they don't call
it Thanksgiving anymore.

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Now it's called black Friday Eve.

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Hm. So, dad, looks like it's
just you and me at home.

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Maybe we can do something together.

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Well, I'm gonna be
watching football all day,

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but, uh, you're welcome to do
something right over there.

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All right, well, if nobody cares,

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how about we float
Thanksgiving to December?

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Wait. That's too close to Christmas.

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Let's see.

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How about... January?

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Can't. Our a cappella group

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is doing this big month-long
tribute to the '80s...

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Duran Duran-uary.

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Brick: February's out.

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Cindy's got something big
planned for Valentine's day.

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What's a couples retreat?

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Okay, how about march?

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- March madness!
- March madness!

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Okay, who's free in May?

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Yeah, nothing good happens in May.

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Well, except mother's day.

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Like he said, nothing good happens in May.

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And it'll be warm out, so
maybe we can eat outside.

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Ooh, we can put some turkey on the grill.

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There's no rule that says
we got to eat a turkey.

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We could eat hot dogs or potato salad.

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This is starting to sound
a lot like Memorial Day.

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Fine. Thanksgiving... June 12th. Done.

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Brad!

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What are you doing here?

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I didn't know you were
picking up extra hours.

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Aw, shoot. You just missed me.
I'm heading home to bed.

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Got to get up early to help
with Thanksgiving dinner.

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I'm added a fourth bean
to the three-bean salad

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and pulling a layer out
of the seven-layer dip.

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So watch out.

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Oh, I know why you're here.

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To serve delicious potatoes
to hungry shoppers.

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And possibly see Logan.

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Is it that obvious?

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You keep darting your
eyes over at Abercrombie.

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It doesn't take Benedict Cumberbatch

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to figure it out.

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It's like we're so totally star-crossed.

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I mean, we had the best time at prom

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and then I saw him up at
school and I lost him.

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I didn't have his number.

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So I thought if I am working over break,

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maybe he's working over break.

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So today, I am going to

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casually go over to Abercrombie on my break

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and try to casually run into him.

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Oh, my god, Sue.

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You're like a really adorable '90s movie.

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I know, right?

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- You go, Meg Ryan.
- Yeah.

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Oh, well, hello, kind people.

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If you're wondering what tool I'm using

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to make my husband a
fine Thanksgiving feast,

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this is a... a... What is it?

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Um... hang on.

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Oh, I remember. It's an
old-timey corn grinder. Pbht!

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'Tis a grist mill.

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Good morrow, and welcome
to our humble cabin.

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I'm Rachel Moody Cochran, and
this is my husband, Obadiah.

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Hey. Hi.

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Sorry, but I think I'm supposed
to be playing Obadiah's wife.

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Perhaps thou has been stricken
with the devil's fever,

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for it was I who wed dear
Obadiah on my 14th birthday.

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Did you not read your packet?

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You're not Rachel. I'm Rachel.

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You're Abigail, the barren
spinster sister-in-law

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with the clubfoot.

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Are you sure?

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'Cause I come back here
and play Obadiah's wife

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every time I get fired from a job,

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and I get fired a lot.

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Trust me, lady, 'tis I.

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Fine. Relax.

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I'll be the sister-in-law.

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But I'm not playing the clubfoot.

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Barren, on the other hand, sounds fabulous.

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All right, Nick will be
here after pecan pie.

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That's pretty much the whole class.

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Whoo. We are gonna rage!

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So how'd you convince your mom

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to let you out early on Thanksgiving?

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Well, I told her, "mom,
I'm a vegetarian now.

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I'm not eating anything
with a mother anymore."

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And she said, "you don't
have a mother anymore."

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Whoa.

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I don't think I've even seen your mom mad.

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Man, she needs to chill.

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I mean, I-I'm evolving.

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I-I'm not even sure if I
want to be a doctor anymore.

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It's like I've always just done
whatever Ron and Nancy want.

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What... what about what I want?

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Yeah.

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Well, no one's really expected much of me,

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so I guess I'm delivering.

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See, you're lucky. Nobody hassles you.

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You can just be the Ax-man.

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Yeah, well...

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Ax-man's not so awesome these days.

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I mean, football is a total bust,

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um, got kicked out of my house at school,

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so now I'm living at home with
my parents, like a loser.

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I don't even know what Devin
and I are doing anymore.

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And school... everyone's talking
about jobs and grad school,

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and I'm just like, I don't even
know if I'm gonna make it,

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you know?

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In the back of my mind, I always thought

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my hair would be enough to
separate me from other people,

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but maybe that's just not enough anymore.

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I don't know.

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I just, uh...

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It's just really, really hard.

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Dude, are you crying?

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Uh, no.

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So the house may not have
smelled like turkey,

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but it did smell like cool ranch Doritos,

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and Mike was fine with that.

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Aw, crap.

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-= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-

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Well, it's not a fuse.

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Whole neighborhood's out.

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How you doing?

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I'm good.

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Okay, then.

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Hey, you want to do something?

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Well, I'm reading,

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but you're welcome to do
something right over there.

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Let's play poker.

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Edwin, I need a break.

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Sorry, Sue. This is the
black Friday Eve rush.

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We're on course to shatter
our sour cream record.

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I'm about to roll out a third drum.

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Okay, but I have been here 10 hours,

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and I haven't had a break.

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I am pretty sure that's illegal.
Come on, please.

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Just let me take a little
stroll on over to Abercrombie.

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Later!

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Right now, I need you to push
the turkey-cranberry potato,

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'cause at midnight, we start
moving our Christmas product.

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Oh, no.

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Not the peppermint potato.

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00:08:01,869 --> 00:08:03,937
Yep. No, no, no.

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This year, it's the gold,
frankincense, and myrrh potato.

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The gold is cheese sauce,

201
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the frankincense is ham,

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'cause nobody knows what frankincense is,

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and the myrrh is also ham,

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'cause nobody knows what myrrh is, either.

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And then I stirred the almonds
into an earthen basin

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with flour and gum dragon

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and baked it in a wood-fired oven.

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Oh.

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And how did you make the soup?

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Well...

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I threw some vittles in a pot,

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then I got some water from
yon crick over yonder

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and poured that into a cotton gin.

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Then Paul Bunyan ate it and
declared, "soup is good food."

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Prithee a word, Abigail.

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Did you even read your packet at all?

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I skimmed it.

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Okay, since you're clearly
unprepared, I'll do the talking,

219
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and you can go in the back
and make the potato balls.

220
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Do you think you can do that?

221
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Potato balls?

222
00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,735
Really? That's gonna take forever.

223
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Why don't we just do mashed potatoes

224
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and take a rain check on the potato balls?

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Nobody will even notice.

226
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They're all looking down
at their phones anyway.

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Obadiah: Ladies.

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Your idle gossip is best saved
for 'round the water pump.

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Ah, 'tis true, husband.

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Listen, sister.

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I don't care what kind of slipshod schemes

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you got under your bonnet
to short-shrift our guests,

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but on my watch, we do things properly.

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Fine, fine, okay.

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Hey, but listen,

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is there a-an outlet by a pot or something,

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'cause I'm down to 1%.

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See, poker on Thanksgiving
is a tradition in my family.

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Uncle rusty and I used
to play all the time.

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Are you sure I never taught
you how to play poker?

242
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You taught me how to get you
a beer while you played.

243
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Oh, well, okay.

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I'm gonna deal an open hand
so I can explain the rules.

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The game is five-card stud, no draw.

246
00:10:00,888 --> 00:10:03,757
Aces are high only,
one-eyed Jacks are wild.

247
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:05,325
Pretzels are worth a quarter
and peanuts are a buck.

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00:10:05,326 --> 00:10:07,060
So ante up.

249
00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:09,395
I have no idea what you just said.

250
00:10:09,396 --> 00:10:10,931
Put a pretzel in the pot.

251
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:14,769
Pot is in the center of the table.

252
00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:19,305
All right.

253
00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:22,876
Now, you have two fours.

254
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- That's a pair.
- So that's good?

255
00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:26,212
It's... it's not bad.

256
00:10:26,213 --> 00:10:27,781
I've got...

257
00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:28,948
Three sevens.

258
00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:30,917
That's three-of-a-kind, which is better.

259
00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:32,886
- Oh, so you win.
- What? No, hang on.

260
00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:35,955
See, in a real game, we don't
see each other's cards,

261
00:10:35,956 --> 00:10:38,258
so you can pretend that you
have a really good hand

262
00:10:38,259 --> 00:10:40,360
and the other guy might
believe you and quit.

263
00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:41,895
You mean lie?

264
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,730
That doesn't seem very sporting.

265
00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:46,633
Well, it's called bluffing,
and it's part of the game.

266
00:10:46,634 --> 00:10:50,634
So, now I'm gonna deal a hand
where I can't see your cards.

267
00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:52,739
So I'm not gonna be able to help you.

268
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,408
You're on your own.

269
00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:57,177
Ooh.

270
00:10:57,178 --> 00:11:00,313
I have a great hand.

271
00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:02,849
I'm bluffing.

272
00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:05,852
Okay, our problem here is that
you have what we call a tell,

273
00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:08,755
and your tell is that you... tell.

274
00:11:08,756 --> 00:11:10,658
- Mm.
- So we're gonna have to work on that.

275
00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,093
You're eating money.

276
00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:17,664
Edwin, I need a break right now.

277
00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:19,299
Well, you can't. We're swamped.

278
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,202
You can't keep me here. I know the law.

279
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,938
Oh, really? So, uh, what is the law?

280
00:11:24,939 --> 00:11:27,073
Okay, I don't actually know the law,

281
00:11:27,074 --> 00:11:29,409
but my mom has a cousin
who was a paralegal,

282
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,978
so I am gonna take a break right now

283
00:11:31,979 --> 00:11:34,681
or you can expect to hear from her. Or him.

284
00:11:34,682 --> 00:11:37,650
Her name is Jean, so I'm not sure
whether she's a man or a woman.

285
00:11:37,651 --> 00:11:40,821
Point is, I will be back in 10 minutes.

286
00:11:42,289 --> 00:11:45,825
Finally, Sue was free to
casually pursue Logan,

287
00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:49,062
but shoppers on black Friday
Eve are anything but casual.

288
00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:53,266
Brenda, candles and Such...
70% off everything!

289
00:11:54,902 --> 00:11:57,070
No, no, no, no, no. Let me through!

290
00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:58,706
Just let me...

291
00:12:02,977 --> 00:12:05,411
And Obadiah whittled me this butter paddle

292
00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:07,247
from an old maple branch,

293
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,349
which we are using to make today's feast.

294
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:13,186
Oh, what a time we live in...
such convenience.

295
00:12:15,656 --> 00:12:18,659

 


296
00:12:21,195 --> 00:12:22,695
Okay, look.

297
00:12:22,696 --> 00:12:24,697
The potatoes were still kind of hard.

298
00:12:24,698 --> 00:12:25,865
This can just be our little secret.

299
00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:27,367
Nobody out there needs to know.

300
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:29,802
Believe me, two years ago when
I worked the squash harvest,

301
00:12:29,803 --> 00:12:31,004
this thing was a lifesaver.

302
00:12:31,005 --> 00:12:33,139
You've done this before?

303
00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:35,275
Look, if anybody sees me,
I'll just tell them that

304
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,211
my cousin from the Louisiana
territory just invented it.

305
00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:41,948
The great inventor Hosiah... Newton-John.

306
00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:44,150
My soul would die...

307
00:12:44,151 --> 00:12:46,286
...At the thought of people
getting anything less

308
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,389
than the authentic
experience they paid $8 for.

309
00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,925
They did not pay to have
somebody cut corners.

310
00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:53,359
Well, guess what.

311
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,396
Historically, I come from a
long line of corner-cutters,

312
00:12:56,397 --> 00:12:59,766
so cutting corners now is
actually me being authentic.

313
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:00,900
So there.

314
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:05,238
Get rid of it and use the wooden masher.

315
00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:06,372
Sheila, come on.

316
00:13:06,373 --> 00:13:07,874
It's Rachel!

317
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,876
Rachel Moody Cochran.

318
00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:11,077
Respect the material!

319
00:13:11,078 --> 00:13:12,745
Why don't you just step aside

320
00:13:12,746 --> 00:13:15,215
and let me whip the crap out
of these potatoes 2015-style?

321
00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:20,853
Use the wooden masher.

322
00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:22,889
Make me.

323
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:26,025
You listen here, sister.

324
00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:29,262
I did not claw my way up
from milkmaid to cinder girl

325
00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:30,964
to seamstress to Obadiah's wife

326
00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:32,899
to get kicked out of here because of you.

327
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,033
You think I'm not eyeing mayor's wife next?

328
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,702
'Cause I am.

329
00:13:35,703 --> 00:13:38,972
I am gonna get there, and
you are not taking me down.

330
00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:41,241

 


331
00:13:44,244 --> 00:13:46,346
Oh, no.

332
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,282
You did not just do that.

333
00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:54,320
Debbie: Hey, Axl.

334
00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:56,089
Are you okay?

335
00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,925
We heard a rumor you were out here crying.

336
00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,326
What?

337
00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:02,261
God, no. I'm fine.

338
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:05,098
Aww. Can we see?

339
00:14:05,099 --> 00:14:07,934
I bet your eyes look so
pretty with tears in them.

340
00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:09,002
Right, Court?

341
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,970
Yeah, Debs. So pretty.

342
00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:12,638
If you were a girl.

343
00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:14,741
There's no tears.

344
00:14:14,742 --> 00:14:18,277
I don't know what people told
you, but I'm not crying.

345
00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:20,813
Oh. I'm so glad.

346
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:23,049
What do you say, Court? Group hug?

347
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,052
Definitely group hug, Deb.

348
00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:33,026
Wow. D?j? Sue!

349
00:14:33,027 --> 00:14:34,193
Are you just starting your shift?

350
00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:37,363
I never left.

351
00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:38,865
You worked three shifts in a row?

352
00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:39,999
Please tell me you saw Logan.

353
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,267
No.

354
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:43,269
But I saw one of the other greeters.

355
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:46,339
Turns out, Logan is in Chicago
visiting his grandma.

356
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,907
Oh, no.

357
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:48,941
I'm sorry.

358
00:14:48,942 --> 00:14:52,078
Mm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

359
00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:53,312
Are you kidding me?

360
00:14:53,313 --> 00:14:56,649
This is great because
now I have a new plan.

361
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:59,385
I just need to casually drive to Chicago

362
00:14:59,386 --> 00:15:01,854
and casually find out
where his grandma lives

363
00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:03,656
and casually wait outside her house...

364
00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:06,759
Sue, I'm gonna write you a
reality check payable right now.

365
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,728
This is not who you are.

366
00:15:08,729 --> 00:15:11,397
Where is the girl who was
quoting "lean in" all summer?

367
00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:13,800
The Sue Heck I know
doesn't cross state lines

368
00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:15,969
to chase after some guy just
because maybe he likes her.

369
00:15:18,305 --> 00:15:20,239
You're right.

370
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,275
What am I doing?

371
00:15:22,276 --> 00:15:24,343
You know, we always used to
make fun of people like this,

372
00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:27,013
and now I've... oh, my god. Is that Logan?

373
00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:30,049
No, that's not him. That's Dale. I think.

374
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,852
Seriously. Could I be any more pathetic?

375
00:15:32,853 --> 00:15:34,687
This is not the kind of woman I want to be.

376
00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:36,989
And it's Thanksgiving.

377
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,258

 We wish you a merry Christmas 


378
00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:41,360

 We wish you a merry Christmas 


379
00:15:41,361 --> 00:15:45,361

 We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year 


380
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,035
Did you forget to pay the
electric bill again?

381
00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:50,369
Not unless we forget to
pay for the whole block.

382
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,555
How was the mall?

383
00:15:51,556 --> 00:15:54,073
You know, working all day on Thanksgiving

384
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:55,341
wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be.

385
00:15:55,342 --> 00:15:57,043
Well, you look great.

386
00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:59,078
Really?

387
00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:00,246
Thanks, Brick.

388
00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:01,348
Aww.

389
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:05,084
Bluffing.

390
00:16:05,085 --> 00:16:06,686
Nice.

391
00:16:11,191 --> 00:16:12,325
Dude, you okay?

392
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:15,628
Yeah. Fine. Why wouldn't I be?

393
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,363
Yeah. Well, I got to warn you.

394
00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:19,800
Word's kind of getting around about the...

395
00:16:24,071 --> 00:16:25,806
Okay.

396
00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:29,075
Da da da.

397
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:31,911
Uh, okay, look.

398
00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:34,380
Um, I don't know what y'all heard about me,

399
00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:36,015
but I'm doing great.

400
00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:38,151
Actually, no. I'm doing awesome.

401
00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:40,686
Last month, I played the
best game of my life.

402
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:42,755
I was on the field for 72 seconds.

403
00:16:42,756 --> 00:16:43,856
Yeah.

404
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:45,258
I'm still a business major,

405
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,959
and I pretty much know what that is now.

406
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,229
And hey, I grew 1/4 inch when I
thought I was done, so yeah.

407
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,064
It's all good.

408
00:16:52,065 --> 00:16:56,636
I guess what I really
wanted to say is, um...

409
00:16:56,637 --> 00:17:00,306
You know, it really means a lot
to me that you guys are...

410
00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:04,076
That you guys are all
worried about me, 'cause...

411
00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:10,146
'Cause it's just really hard.

412
00:17:13,654 --> 00:17:15,688
Ah.

413
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,190
Didn't expect you home this early.

414
00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:18,858
They run out of Jagermeister?

415
00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:20,660
Eh, ended up being kind of lame.

416
00:17:20,661 --> 00:17:22,295
Seeing people's overrated.

417
00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:25,398
Huh. Hey, you want to play poker?
Dad taught me how to lie.

418
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:27,200
Hmm. I could play some poker.

419
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:33,339
Oh, dad, by the way,

420
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,907
there might be a rumor going around town

421
00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:37,109
that you and mom died, so just go with it.

422
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,879

 


423
00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:44,439
Turns out my pal Sheila
reported me to the town elders,

424
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,875
and I was demoted to cinder girl.

425
00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:49,711
I can't tell you how much
it means to Obadiah and me

426
00:17:49,712 --> 00:17:52,848
to have you here with us today
to share in our lord's bounty.

427
00:17:52,849 --> 00:17:55,951
You see, this summer, my dear
brother Samuel sent news

428
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:58,799
that his wife, Priscilla, was
stricken with typhoid fever,

429
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,968
and she might not survive the harvest.

430
00:18:00,969 --> 00:18:04,137
So we packed up our family in Lynchburg

431
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:07,140
and began our three-month journey by wagon.

432
00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:09,810
But with the rain and hail,

433
00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:12,112
the mountain pass proved treacherous.

434
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:15,415
For weeks, our wagon was mired in mud,

435
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:17,751
our food supplies dwindled.

436
00:18:17,752 --> 00:18:20,220
But even as we grew weak with hunger

437
00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:22,222
and fended off bear attacks,

438
00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:23,924
the thing that kept us going

439
00:18:23,925 --> 00:18:27,160
was the thought of being with
our loved ones on Thanksgiving.

440
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:31,161
So after four grueling months,
we finally arrived in Orson,

441
00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:34,334
and my dear brother greeted
our wagon with open arms

442
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:38,171
and good news... Priscilla
was going to live.

443
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:40,874
'Tis truly a time to rejoice,

444
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:45,924
for now our family is together
on this day of thanks.

445
00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:50,688
Sadly, the trip proved too
much for little Johnny.

446
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:54,154
He contracted scarlet fever.

447
00:18:54,155 --> 00:18:56,923
The doctors say he may not
live to see Christmas.

448
00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:58,358
What?

449
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:00,927
Read your damn packet!

450
00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:05,365
That is why today we give thanks

451
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,833
because you never know

452
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:11,104
how many more thanksgivings
you're gonna get.

453
00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:14,641
What was wrong with me? With my family?

454
00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:17,678
The Moody Cochrans didn't
float their Thanksgiving.

455
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:19,746
They crossed rivers and climbed
mountains and ran from bears

456
00:19:19,747 --> 00:19:23,116
and mashed potatoes with
wooden sticks to be together.

457
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:25,419
They weren't all, "it's fine. I don't care.

458
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:26,987
I want to go to a bar."

459
00:19:26,988 --> 00:19:28,622
Well, it wasn't too late.

460
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:30,757
I had to make it home before
Thanksgiving was over.

461
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:33,260
I had to remind my sweet, sweet family

462
00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:34,861
how thankful we should be.

463
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,630
Our life is good.

464
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:37,898
We've got nothing to complain...

465
00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:55,916
Where's my phone?

466
00:19:57,985 --> 00:20:00,654
Well, I guess things that are worthwhile

467
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,089
don't come without a struggle.

468
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:04,926
If the Moody Cochrans
could do it, so could I.

469
00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:13,767
Mike: Okay, we're almost done with the...

470
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:15,135
Whoo! Keep it.

471
00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:17,804
Hey! Mom's here. Look.

472
00:20:17,805 --> 00:20:19,673
Power's out. Living in the 1800s.

473
00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,174
Tell me about it.

474
00:20:21,175 --> 00:20:22,309
Mom, come play!

475
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,643
You'll be on my team.

476
00:20:23,644 --> 00:20:24,945
Oh, dad, we can have teams, right?

477
00:20:24,946 --> 00:20:26,413
I'll allow it.

478
00:20:26,414 --> 00:20:27,414
Pull up a chair.

479
00:20:27,415 --> 00:20:30,183
Wow.

480
00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:31,818
Looks like you guys have
been at this a whole.

481
00:20:31,819 --> 00:20:34,110
- You having fun?
- Yeah. It's fine.

482
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,156
Is that a "fine" fine

483
00:20:36,157 --> 00:20:38,825
or "the TV and the power are out,
so I had nothing else to do" fine?

484
00:20:38,826 --> 00:20:43,096
No, it's, uh... actually good.

485
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:46,066

 


486
00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:51,338
- Are you crying?
- Yeah, I'm crying.

487
00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:55,375
The thing is,

488
00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:58,845
I may have come from a long
line of corner-cutters,

489
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:01,948
but we don't really cut
corners where it counts.

490
00:21:01,949 --> 00:21:04,418
I guess sometimes you have
to be without Thanksgiving

491
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:06,320
to be thankful for it.

492
00:21:12,193 --> 00:21:14,094
Mom. Guess what today is.

493
00:21:14,095 --> 00:21:15,729
- Hmm?
- June 12th.

494
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:18,031
- Mm.
- Thanksgiving!

495
00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:20,066
Oh, yeah, no. There's no
way we're doing that.

496
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:23,771
We'll float it to next November.

497
00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:28,601
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